I don't know if this is for real or not, but here is what I've got:
No one thought it would happen again but after many years it's back!!!
Woodstock's newest installment Woodstock 2005 will feature over 50 bands and tons of activites that are out of this world.
Due to the destruction of Woodstock 99 we have been forced to move the festival to a different place, this year we're going to rock one of the biggest cities in Canada.....Toronto!
Woodstock 2005 will take place July 13th, 14th, and 15th 2005.
Some of the bands that have been confirmed are:
Linkin Park
Eminem
Black Sabbath
Eric Clapton
The Police
Blink 182
Green Day
Slipknot
and
Metallica
Plus a special guest (hint: When these guys play it'll be so hot you're gonna be wishing for some "November Rain".)
MORE UPDATES LATER.
Had fun. I was part of the crowd that was, "sprinkled with scarred and grizzled punk-rock vets." Sprinkled with grey hair and sweat, but still standing.

I Saw some booty


Rancid played in the middle of the day.

I saw Pete and Brian- poster artists.

There were lots of bands, but no beer.

I knew someting strange was going on taday. Julia Child has passed on and I got a spam for the Jesus Ass Plug. Make that the Baby Jesus Ass Plug, I guess the adult Jesus might be too big for the average butt plugger.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html
Superfreak, Superdead. Sorry Charlie Murphy.

http://www.teachnet.ie/vmcmahon/history/gaughan.htm
fill in the blanks fun Michael Gaughan propaganda