September 23, 2003
he wanted the doctor to switch them
Saw this on Drudge- I've been growing these for a few years and nobody told me I could brew trippy tea and amputate extra body parts.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_822069.html?menu=news.latestheadlines
Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.
The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.
His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."
When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.
The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.
Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."
Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.
Mark Twain
"Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of Congress .. But I repeat myself."
September 20, 2003
September 17, 2003
Eat the green pill and Neo ends up in Real World vs Making the Band III
http://www.beckyband.com/
September 12, 2003
RIP Johnny Cash
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the time
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black
September 11, 2003
Dalai Lama
I always believe through transformation of heart, that's the ultimate real method to the elimination of terrorism. So in that case, compassion and friendship, dialogue and understanding, that's the only way to transform the emotion of the human heart. Force cannot change the human mind, human heart.
The Dalai Lama is speaking at the Fleet Center in Boston on Sunday. I might go.
September 09, 2003
Short poll: answer by 5:00pm today
What should I do with this skunk?
I trapped in in the can and left it for the day. When I return home I will either:
1- let it go
2- let it go into a really mean lady's garage
3- put it out to the curb and give Mr. Trash Man a suprise
4- blow its head off and nail the body to the fence as a warning to other skunks
September 08, 2003
signs of the apocalypse #9
Liz Phair will be a panel guest (along with Jesse Ventura) on Bill Maher's 'Real Time' HBO program this coming weekend.
September 04, 2003
Toostupidtobepresident.com
Toostupidtobepresident.com has been mentioned on Fox News and in The National Review in the same week. Web master supreme says, "It must be 'Unfair and Unbalanced Criticism of the President* Week.'"
http://www.nationalreview.com/york/york090403.asp
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95836,00.html
Check him out, then email Fox and complain that their coverage was anything but balanced.
Send comments to:
Comments@foxnews.com
Don't forget to ask if O'Reilly is actually as 'blotchy' as he looks on Al Franken's book cover.