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| How Many Jobs Can One Man Have? |
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Position Company Type of Organization/Product
Age | Duration |
Explanation for Leaving |
Marshall | Name Withheld Golf Course
15 |
3 days |
"Bungled first tournament." |
Bus Boy | Golden Dragon Restaurant
16 |
6 months |
"That mysterious better job" |
Delivery Boy | Marshall Ford Car Dealership
16 |
3 months |
"School started." |
Waiter | Spaghetti Co. Restaurant
17 |
2 weeks |
"Boss was an asshole." |
Delivery Boy | Name Withheld Jeweler
18 |
6 months |
"Better Job" |
Salesman | Self-Employed Curb Addresses (?)
19 |
1 day |
"This work is just too hard." |
Salesman | Name Withheld Safes 20 | 2 months |
"Made 1 sale to local celebrity and then informed friends of the location
of the safe." |
DJ | Name Withheld College Radio 21 | 1 month |
"Never had the job. Simply told everyone he was a dj at a college he'd
never even seen." |
Salesman | Name Witheld Aluminum Siding
21 |
2 months |
"Fired. Boss was crazy." |
Salesman | Sol Bergman Jeweler
22 |
6 months |
"Although I'm friends with the owners, they felt I was disrupting business." |
Salesman | WNCX Radio Station
22 |
3 months |
"No Clients, liberally abused expense account." |
Salesman | Name Withheld Home Alarm Systems
22 |
2 months |
"Time to move on." |
Salesman | ACE Office Equiptment
23 |
1 month |
"The management was anti-semetic." |
Salesman | Cellular One Cell Phones
23 |
1 year! |
"No Sales." |
Salesman | Name Withheld Office Art
24 |
1.5 months |
"Selling on the side of the road is not a way to pursue a career." |
Gopher | Empire Concert Club
24 |
3 months |
"Told everyone he owned the club; forced owner to pull gun from desk." |
DJ | Executive Den Strip Club
24 |
6 months |
"That is not a place to work." |
DJ | Crazy Horse Strip Club
24 |
3 months |
"Had to travel too far to see the bitches." |
DJ | Tiffany's Strip Club
25 |
6 months |
"I don't like the atmosphere anymore." |
Salesman | Reynolds Metals Aluminium
25 |
4.2 months |
"Fired for not producing and abusing expense account." |
Waiter | Tony Roma's Restaurant
25 |
3 days |
"Caught stealing barbeque sauce." |
Promoter | Tony George Sports Bar
26 |
2 months |
"Boss doesn't know how to run a business." | Spoken about one of Cleveland's most successful businessmen.
Salesman | Name Withheld Urinal Mints and Associated Supplies
26 |
1 month |
"Couldn't take the humiliation." |
Salesman | Name Withheld Hair Care Products
26 |
4 weeks |
"Never sold a thing; company decided Cleveland was poor market." |
Promoter | Funky Finger Entertainment
27 |
? |
"Ficticious company." |
DJ | Name Withheld Wedding/Party Service
27 |
2 months |
"Fled Cleveland for San Diego."
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